Small Sums

"When I got back from Iraq they stuck me with a fine of almost a 1000 bucks. For missing pieces from my gear during check outs. But its like, really gay and all, because everybody had little parts missing because we had to move around so much, from base to base. And shit got stolen all the time too. So that came out of my pay check...And when I got back I was giving plasma and I thought, shit, that's all I did in the army, just sticking people with needles. This will be easy. So I started this job and its not bad at all, but the army in general is really gay like that. That's how they make their money, I guess."